NippleClock-1337's movie Reviews on Newgrounds

[Windows Dance XP]

...ouch.....

that kinda hurt, and i don't know why. but i laughed! ahahahahahahaaah. anyway, I REALLY THOUGHT THE TYPING THING YOU THREW INTO THE WINZIP WINDOW WAS COOL. i found myself typing frantically in time with the music....becomming part of the movie...ouch. GET OUT OF MY BRAIN!

[The Grim Reaper 2]

OMG THAT WAS FUCKIN AWESOME

well, i have to say that the scene where the athiest slammed into the wall was great. the detail you pulled off, what with the bones and eyes and all, in that part was fuckin amazing. I laughed my ass off when the reaper disappeared and left bush in the ass room. hahahahah. i've gotta watch this again. hahhahhaahah. ROCK ON

[Gonk]

in regards to th guys review below this one...

STFU!

grapes is prince of teh portal!

[Xeras is Sad]

i don't know why...

but i couldn't help but vote 5. its just so....intriguing. i gave you a 10 for violence because he just looks like he's ready to go on a killing spree. hahahahahah. anyways, when i voted the score was 2.04, and there's 120 views already, so its gonna be saved dude. its just too fuckin hilarious!!!!!!!!

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goddamnit you sunofabitch! that is not funny!

when i was 10 years old i had a habbit of drinking straight out of the bottle. so my mother went out and got some "no-more-sips" and put them on everything! well, being a 10yr old child, i had no idea what i was in for. after a month of drinking from the bottle at least 17 times everyday, my mouth was hideously disfigured. this is not a laughing matter. *cracks a grin and starts chuckling* damnit! i can never keep a good joke going without breaking character. HAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!! god i loved that movie dude! excellent idea! i don't know what your inspiration was, but its nice to see that there are other sick minds out there that can take simple everyday things and turn them into something that would make a child cry. HAHAHAHAHAHAH!!! I need to watch your other movies. i think i'm going to right now. then i'm going to your site. fun fun fun. anyways, now comes my criticism:

the sound leaves something to be desired. it was decent, but a little hazey. if you'd like, you can send your audio to me and i can make it sound clear for you. just lemme know dude. either respond to this review or mail me at: [e-mail] to let me know if you'd like my help. my flash skills still need some work, but my audio skills are excellent. check out my page in the audio portal: http://newgrounds.com/audio/vi ew.php?id=422580&page=1&order= rating
that will display them by rating. this should prove that i'm good with audio, since most of them are well rated. lemme know what you think buddy buddy.

rock on
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[Sonne]

i'll be damned to cat hair hell...

i'm impressed. no offense to avocado, but i didn't realize that a clock could be capable of such an artistic and masterfull movie. the inclusion of the holocaust was nice too. kuddos avocado, kuddos. but... the timbstone was what finally killed my impression. the rest is excellent, but the sbc king of the portal reference was just wrong. i wish the other clocks would take a page out of avocado's book, maybe i wouldn't hate them so much. anywayz, enough of my own personal politics... very good dude. you're the first clock i've ever voted all my 5 for.

AvocadoClock responds:

Glad you were able to give the movie a try and enjoyed a portion of it. The idea behind StrawberryClock being labeled as king of the portal was set into a fictional story. It's all in good fun. =P

[Super Mario Blitz]

hahahahahahahahahahahahah

captain lou Albano!!! hahahahahahhahahahahahahah