NippleClock-1337's movie Reviews on Newgrounds

[WaR In IraQ RounD 2]

you are entitled to you opinion...but...

you are soo terribly wrong.

it is the "writer of the constitution", not the soldier who gives us freedom of speech, press, demonstration, etc etc.

and besides, "the soldier" fights for a lost cause.

go enjoy some more cunt'ry you pro-war dicks.

other than that, your flash sucked because it utilized no more than a few fades and importing jpg's and sound files. i can't believe it has such a good score when you obviously spent no more than 30 minutes on it.

CRAZY-MEXICAN0 responds:

ah jeeze, when will you learn. Im sorry but your the one whos wrong. The writer of the constitution is only one part of giving us our right. The soldier is the physical extention that PROTECTS our rights. People can write all the constitutions they want but with out the men and women in uniform it has no effect. See my point is that I can make a consitution for the United States of Robert and grant all the rights I want and it will have no effect. Its simple math, ideals + protection of ideals = freedom. Just simply thinking of ideas and writting them down doesn't do a whole lot. You need to be educated, I'm afraid your public school has really let you down, thank the liberals for that too.

[crumpets AND tea!]

holy.fucking.shit.

that was sheer genious

tonymontanaclock responds:

I AM GOD!

[Sonne]

i'll be damned to cat hair hell...

i'm impressed. no offense to avocado, but i didn't realize that a clock could be capable of such an artistic and masterfull movie. the inclusion of the holocaust was nice too. kuddos avocado, kuddos. but... the timbstone was what finally killed my impression. the rest is excellent, but the sbc king of the portal reference was just wrong. i wish the other clocks would take a page out of avocado's book, maybe i wouldn't hate them so much. anywayz, enough of my own personal politics... very good dude. you're the first clock i've ever voted all my 5 for.

AvocadoClock responds:

Glad you were able to give the movie a try and enjoyed a portion of it. The idea behind StrawberryClock being labeled as king of the portal was set into a fictional story. It's all in good fun. =P

[The Only Shrapnel]

i should have expected this from a clock

funny, the song really fits the clock crew.

AvocadoClock responds:

I knew someone was going to review with that sooner or later. Fitting for a predictable anti-clock. =)

[That Silly Nellson*]

Fuck you slim!!! Ryan's a Genius

What the fuck man? Okay, my observations in regards to your review:
1. You're only a level 2 noob biatch
2. You haven't even made 1 movie, and if you even tried, it wouldn't amount to ryan's worst movie ever!!!
3. He's not a rip-off, he's a resurector!

to rip something off, it must be stolen from somebody without their approval and taken solely for the purpose of obtaining gratification for one's self in spite of the other paty's hard work.

he is not ripping them off faggot, he is tributing the great style of animation that was ren & Stimpy!

Go fuck yourself with your personal "rectum ripper 3000" that we all know you own.

vastcool responds:

haha, you're awesome